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Joke of the Day
"I was going to tell you a joke about hipsters. But you probably wouldn't understand."
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"Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts"
"I was tired yesterday and now I'm tired again today I'm retired"
"In Jamaica, how do you know if a mango is ripe? Pokemon Go!"
"What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck."
"TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically."
"This month has five Fridays, five Saturdays, and five Sundays but only FOUR Mondays. You're welcome!"
"how do you get a 100 cows into a barn? put up a Bingo sign!"
"When I bite into a York peppermint patty,, I get the sensation,,,,,, That I should have bought a Reese's peanut butter cup..."
"I treat my body like a temple. I fill it with crap for the afterlife..."