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Joke of the Day
"TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically."
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"I just watched a documentary about ships... ...riveting..."
"Shhhhh! I can't hear about how God spoke to you! I'm busy listening to my toaster tell me about his day."
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"Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft!"
"What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window? Ayyee essay, where are you going?"
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