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Joke of the Day
"I was tired yesterday and now I'm tired again today I'm retired"
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"This chick I met last week says she wants a guy who is funny and spontaneous', yet when I tap on the kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed as a clown it's all panic and screaming."
"You know... When someone says to you ""Jesus loves you."" It's always comforting. Unless you are in a Mexican jail."
"I just spent an hour at the gym. I couldn't find a close enough parking spot so I left."
"So I met a woman with 12 boobs... [NSFW] Oh, that joke needs a punchline doesn't tit."
"Thought of this the other day as a 22 y/o... How do you win the vegetable race? You need to get ahead of lettuce"
"When a baby is learning to eat shouldn't he have an L-plate?"
"I was pretty excited about this box of elbows before I saw that it was only macaroni."
"Did you hear about the blonde woman who has three hours of footage of raw chicken on her iPhone? The cooking instructions said remove sleeve and film."
"Do u know why all the pills are white colored? Because they work"