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Joke of the Day
"I was tired yesterday and now I'm tired again today I'm retired"
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"Why are divorces so expensive? Because they're worth it."
"I told my therapist what you said and she's gonna call your therapist and you're in big trouble"
"If I were Jesus, I'd change all the water on waterslides to wine because how awesome would winoslides be?"
"Plumber ditches wife Plumber Ditches his wife. ""Its Over-Flo"""
"First guy to do anal was very popular... He was much sod after."
"Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink? The Space Bar"
"How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day? ""Aboot this big"""
"A gambler hits the jackpot *What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?* - asks his wife. ""31 black"""
"Teacher: Why are you late!? Me: There was a man who lost a $100 bill..Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Me: No, I was standing on it until he fucked off."