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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much But in the end it doesn't even matter"

"To avoid being raped when I am in jail... I stick a tube of toothpaste up my ass for complete cavity protection."

"""SANTA"" rearranged is ""SATAN""...I'm on to you fat man"

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks today."

"What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over? *Car*ma"

"If I had a dollar for every time I ever thought of you, I'd probably start thinking about you."

"How can anyone focus on world peace when we can't even get everyone to use the same date format?"

"computer jokes Client to designer: ""It doesn't really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue."""

"[A bengals fan watching Titanic] I can't wait until the end when Jack and Rose get married"

"Why did Adelle cross the road? To say hello from the other side."