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Joke of the Day
"How can anyone focus on world peace when we can't even get everyone to use the same date format?"
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"What is a kinda cool vegetable? Radish"
"Our son eats 3 bowls of generic fruity pebbles every morning then pukes on the bus."
"""I like your tree's earring."" ""That's a tire swing."""
"Schooner or later, sailors... ...engage in rudder nonsense."
"And the bartender says ""Sorry we don't serve time travelers here."" So two time travelers walk into a bar."
"what do you call somebody who hates shoes from Asia? A lacist."
"I remember back in the day when you had to roll up a tiny scroll and give it to a falcon to tweet"
"*decides to go on a diet* *smokes weed* *eats a horse*"
"what do you call a asian with one leg i lean"