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Joke of the Day

"""SANTA"" rearranged is ""SATAN""...I'm on to you fat man"

"My dealer texts to ask if I'm straight and I'm not even sure how that's relevant to our arrangement"

"My sister had a threesome with two huge pornstars. Now she's not sure if she had a good time or not. Truth is, she's a little torn."

"Fun Fact: The ""eye roll"" was created by Eve in the Garden of Eden within 15 min of her first conversation with Adam."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh."

"Watching your wife in childbirth... Is like watching your favourite pub burn down."

"So a man comes into a bar... No wait it was a horse! So a man comes into a horse..."

"Do you know the thing about carpets? They demand to be felt."

"What's the difference between a joke and 3 dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."

"What game did the Rabbi play with the Baby? PeekaJew"