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Joke of the Day
"In South America, how many women get waxed per year? A Brazilian."
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"When is a train being polite at dinner time? When it choo's quietly."
"The ladies call me ""subway"".. ..because I lie about being 12 inches and my meat smells like a yoga mat."
"What's the difference between a gun and a wife? You can silence a gun."
"Don't worry about choosing between a job you love & one that pays money because you won't be able to find either"
"Autocorrect just changed ""what are your plans"" to ""plants"". Yes autocorrect, I'm curious if they're growing roses or sunflowers?"
"the best true fact about 'titanic' is that on the final night of shooting the entire crew was drugged with pcp. that's not a joke"
"I like my women how I like my coffee, Without a penis."
"Why do lesbians shop at sports authority? Because they hate Dicks"
"Maggi is the girlfriend of the food world. It says 2 minutes but never gets ready in less than 20 minutes."