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Joke of the Day

"In South America, how many women get waxed per year? A Brazilian."

"Why is there a rape culture? Bcos, to some men, the inability to rape, felt like rape."

"mom: brush your teeth and put on your pajamas me: mom i'm a grown man. i don't need u telling me how to get ready for story time."

"A constipated woman once went 45 days without pooping It was a crowning achievement"

"What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting"

"There was a girl in my school with breasts on her back. She wasn't much to look at, but she never missed a slow dance."

"Fortune Teller I told my friend that my dream was to be a cola drinking fortune teller but I knew it would never happen. He told me to stop being pepsimisstic."

"What are the specs on your computer? Oh those? They're just my reading glasses."

"If the number 666 is considered evil... ...is the number 999 is considered LIVE?"

"What's the same about nail care and black people? They're both manicures"