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Joke of the Day
"[At make-up counter] But does this lipstick come off of a taint?"
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"My condolences for you and your family through this difficult transition is why my wife won't let me send back wedding RSVP cards."
"Why are the noses of Jewish people so big? Because air is free."
"Helium walks into a bar The bartender says ""sorry we don't serve noble gases here."" The helium did not react"
"iPhone's from the future. 2016: iPhone 7=no headphone jack 2017: iPhone 8=no battery 2018: iPhone 9=no screen 2019: iPhone 10=no phone at all, just pay Apple $1000"
"What's black and sits at the top of a staircase? Steven Hawking after a house fire."
"Why is Peter pan always flying? Because he NEVERLANDS. This joke is great because it never grows old."
"How do you pick up a jew? Dust pan and brush"
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline"
"What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo? ""What are all these landscapers doing here?"""