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Joke of the Day
"What's your New Year's resolution? Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately."
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"What's the fastest drink in the world ? Sonic the eggnog."
"Rap is 75% Crap"
"Gun loading announcement... Apparently my local radio station had an announcement on how to load a gun. But I never got the bulletin."
"I'm 70% water and 40% bad at math."
"The labels on prescription bottles are just suggestions, like speed limits."
"Why can't you run through a campsite? Because you ran when it's past tents."
"Ten things men know about women (Strong language) 1) They have pussies 2) 3) 4) 5) 6) 7) 8) 9) 10) They have breasts too"
"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom? A pick pocket only snatches people's watches. Credit Sanford and Son Edit: Statches"
"What do you call a chicken crossed with a cow? Cock-a-doodle-moo!"