39409
Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who died of constipation? Yeah, he stopped giving a shit."
Next Joke
"Why do they call me the fireman? Cause I turn on the hoes"
"Girl in the locker room put her pants on the floor and tried to hop into them. I was going to call her awesomepants, but coma girl works too"
"A bee is willing to end it's own life just to cause you a tiny amount of pain. I can relate to that level of pettiness."
"Miley Cyrus has her tongue out more than Jabba the Hutt."
"When most people say, ""I'm on a diet,"" what they mean is, ""I eat exactly as much as I normally do, but now I feel guilty about it."""
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino."
"What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!"
"I've received so many Christmas cards from people I don't know this year, probably because they weren't addressed to me."
"Ladies, place your heart in the hands of God & he will place it in the hands of a man who he believes deserves it."