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Joke of the Day

"Does He Bite Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him? Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite? Reggie: That's what I want to find out."

"[Dog yoga class] Teacher: Alright, let's go into downward human pose [Dogs hunch over and start pretending to text]"

"Why was the church opposed to fire on torches? It was heat-on-a-stick."

"If girls with big boobs work at Hooters Does that mean girls with one leg work at IHOP?"

"What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny"

"I am... A joke !"

"did you hear about the italian chef? he pasta way"

"I bet Oscar Pistorius has a rough time in prison. He can't even stand up for himself."

"""Ok Noah, that's 2 of everything! Did I see a 3rd sheep in your office tho?"" Nope ""Yea I did, it had lipstick on?"" Nope, raise the anchor"

"There are 0000 0010 people in the world..... Those who get it, and those who dont"