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Joke of the Day
"During activities I'm like batteries I'm never included"
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"Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn? Because it's Russki."
"Bones - joke Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!"
"Woman equalities."
"What do you call a berry with a sore throat? A raspberry!"
"JUDITH! FETCH MY EVIL PLAN GLASSES! *2 hours later has organised a small festival* Dammit Judith, these are my party planning glasses!"
"Why should you never date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them."
"You don't need a parachute to go skydiving You need a parachute to go skydiving twice."
"Why do they call a horse a horse? Because they speak English."
"Did you hear about the guy who invented Knock-Knock jokes? He won the no bell prize!"