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Joke of the Day
"Q: How many Dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A penguin"
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"I didn't post that copyright notice thing on my Facebook and I've already seen SIX of MY photos of me with my casseroles in BMW commercials"
"Because you can't hang up in person. Duct tape,"
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey!"
"Who won the Battle of the Bulge? The guy with the bulge in his sock ..."
"What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza? You can't figure it out? I mean, it's a pizz'a cake."
"Date: ""I don't like Taco Bell."" *Pushes her in front of a bus.*"
"Damn my stomach is making really weird noises...I'm gonna go ahead and send a donut down there to check things out."
"I really need to go on the show Survivor. Not for the money or the fame. It's just the only way I'm ever gonna effectively lose weight."
"Knock, knock. Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock, knock."