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Joke of the Day

"Damn my stomach is making really weird noises...I'm gonna go ahead and send a donut down there to check things out."

"When I was young, my dad told me chocolate milk came from brown cows. I really envied little black breastfed babies after that."

"Eng: you should wear the leather's jacket... Espan: ponte la chamarra de cuerro... Eng: so Leather died of the cold... Espan: y Cuerro murio de frio."

"Hey, smiling strangers. No thanks."

"What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common? Someone's losing a trailer."

"Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year"

"Why do people who like bondage shy away from anonymous one-night stands? There's no strings attached."

"The Pope just reaffirmed that Jews can go to Heaven Damn legacy applicants."

"Parallel lines have so much in common, It's a shame they'll never meet."

"Actually, I'd rather you shut your talk-hole, not your pie-hole. If you have a hole that gives pie, I'm going in there, because HELLO PIE."