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Joke of the Day

"I didn't post that copyright notice thing on my Facebook and I've already seen SIX of MY photos of me with my casseroles in BMW commercials"

"How do you know women don't watch porn? They all end up on Back Room Casting Couch."

"Q: How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods? A: Pretty good"

"Did you know there are bees that produce milk? Yeah, they are called boo bees."

"What do most women hate to hear while having sex? Honey, I'm home!"

"Why did Moses spend 40 years romeing in the desert he dropped a quarter"

"I don't know how well Fast & Furious 8 will do in the box office I mean, without Paul Walker, it'll probably just crash and burn, really."

"How do you start a powerful woman's movement? Laxatives."

"What does a math mermaid wear? An algeabra...."

"Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia? Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters."