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Joke of the Day

"How can you teach Jamals and Juans? Just toss em banana, they will suck for it"

"I'm sorry, I don't have the energy to walk a mile in your shoes. I'm just going to go ahead & judge you."

"I can beatbox. I can beatbox with my ass, But it sounds like shit."

"What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes? A friar? A chip monk?"

"This house is Not going to clean itself. Apparently, I'm not either."

"Titanic the boat cost $174 million, Titanic the film cost $200 million. Why didn't James Cameron just rebuild the ship and sink it for real?"

"What did the child with no hands get for his birthday? Nobody knows yet."

"I once farted in the Apple Store and everybody got pissed It's not my fault they don't have Windows"

"Why are gingers' feet so rough? Because they have no soles"

"My father always had affectionate nicknames for my older sister and me She was *oops*, and I was *oh shit*"