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Joke of the Day

"Titanic the boat cost $174 million, Titanic the film cost $200 million. Why didn't James Cameron just rebuild the ship and sink it for real?"

"The best ways to spell the name Sean: 1. Sean 2. Shawn 3. Shaun 4. Chone 5. Shnzzang 6. Beans! 7. Ulurion 8. Shon?"

"Started my new job yesterday, and have to go back in today already. THIS IS BULLSHIT."

"When Adam and Eve ate the apple I remember thinking, ""Well, that's a sin, but at least it's original."""

"What did the dwarf say to the prostitute? Hi-ho"

"5-year-old: Why are we here? Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions"

"What does a Jew do to make them love Christmas? Install a parking meter on the roof."

"When I wear those trendy sports bras with a million straps I get stuck in them like a seagull in a six pack ring"

"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes -WHAM!- ""FUCK!"" A bad skydiver goes ""FUCK!"" -WHAM!-"

"The Holy Liar A: ""I dont trust in god."" B: ""You're an atheist? :o"" A: ""No, i think he's a liar."""