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Joke of the Day
"What did the child with no hands get for his birthday? Nobody knows yet."
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"A woman once received a wooden breast implant It'd be nice if this joke had a punchline Wooden tit?"
"I accepted the Microsoft terms and conditions without reading them, and apparently I'm now responsible for hemming all of Bill Gates' pants."
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