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Joke of the Day

"How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb? Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder"

"Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?"

"How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they'll just beat the room for being black!"

"We built this city on rock n roll, bits of hair, couple of pieces of carpet we found. It's a horrible place to live honestly."

"Did you hear the joke about the pedophile with a Mexican fetish? He only wanted a little Juan."

"Just because I don't talk to you, or text you first, doesn't mean I don't miss you. I'm just waiting for you to miss me."

"If I had a nickel for every time I was right and my parents were wrong. . . I would owe more than what America owes China."

"Let's emotionally damage each other and call it Love."

"What was the name of the strip club Hitler worked at? The ""Naughtsy"""

"TIFU And by I, I mean Ellen Pao."