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Joke of the Day

"A baby mosquito had just returned after his first flight. Daddy mosquito asked, ""So, son, how did it feel?"" The baby mosquito replied, ""Wow, Dad, it was wonderful. Everyone was clapping for me!"""

"Whats the difference between Jam and Marmalade? (NSFW) Whats the difference between Jam and Marmalade? You cant marmalade your cock up your girlfriends ass"

"I bet sometimes Captain America has to call Captain Canada for help, like if he needs to convert miles into kilometers."

"Two fish are in a tank one fish looks at the other fish and says... How the fuck do we drive this thing dude?"

"www.google.corn"

"A man invested in a weight loss diet from Britain He lost 10,000 pounds! But it didn't work"

"I ordered a meal from the International Space Station. My sides are in orbit."

"I wrote a college paper about government agencies slowly encroaching on internet privacy. It's called ""NSA: An Essay."""

"Don't read ""part a"" backwards. It's a trap."

"Whenever a contestant on America's Got Talent was insulted by Piers Morgan, they were judged by a jury of Piers."