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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to drugs club, Todd. I can't believe someone actually answered the ad. You're under arrest."

"If my name was Richard I would become a professional photographer and call my company Dick Pics"

"I just bought condoms. The cashier asked if I needed a bag. I just said ""No, she isn't that ugly"""

"Confucius say... Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night."

"I wonder who Rose is going to kill in Titanic II."

"I love jokes about video games. They work on so many levels."

"A lot of people tell me I look like a blind Channing Tatum I don't see it"

"What did Tiger Woods' dad tell him on his death bed? ""Just concentrate on golf and fuck everything else"""

"I gave my friend 10 puns, hoping at least some would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."

"A man went to the zoo. All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu."