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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it."

"A coworker told me I was a pedophile and said I probably had a van that said ""Free Candy"" on the side. I told him that would be pointless. My target demographic can't read yet."

"What is the definition of a farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field. *hehehe* Credit: Laffy Taffy"

"I can't wait til my kids become adults so I can go over their houses & throw clean laundry all over the floor."

"What goes *clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop*? An Amish drive by shooting."

"My resume is just a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

"What do Donald Trump and the Chinese have in common? Im not going to make a shit joke about a wall get out of here"

"The government says 50 terror plots have been thwarted since NSA surveillance. What a perfectly even, unsuspicious number."

"What is the official bird of love? The Swallow."

"A blonde said, ""I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn-signal fluid."" "