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Joke of the Day

"The whole ""Pavlov's Dog Experiment"" is such a load of bunk I'm sick of people bringing it up... ...at this point just *hearing* the name ""Pavlov"" makes me mad."

"I get so many panic attacks, that If I was a wrestler my signature move would be 'The Chest Clutch', where I get pinned as I grab my chest."

"How do you confuse an asian? Put a steering wheel in front of them"

"What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle? A Moosical"

"My Dad used to say ""Always fight fire with fire"" That's probably the reason they threw him out of the fire brigade."

"Did you hear about the support group for people who talk too much? They're calling it ""On and on Anon""."

"What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ? You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you."

"My new favorite joke [Language] How do you get a little old lady to yell, ""Go fuck yourself!""? Get another little old lady to yell,""BINGO!"""

"After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it."

"We Played the Guessing Game Mom: What did you do at school today? Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam? Mark: That's right."