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Joke of the Day
"My resume is just a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."
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"There are 3 kinds of people in this world Those who can count and those who can't."
"I left my girlfriend because her orgasms were too brief. I just could not accept her shortcomings."
"My friend just ordered a kale and quinoa salad and a side of eggplant fries and now I'm blinded by whiteness."
"""Hey, I finally watched that movie you've been wanting me to see..."" ""Oh, so you finally saw Back to the Future?"" ""Sure did!"" ""It's about time!"""