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Joke of the Day
"HELLO automatic flushing toilet!! I appreciate the enthusiasm but I really wasn't finished"
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"A corgi walks into a bar Bartender: what can I ge... Corgi: I'll have a jack and coke Bartender: why the short paws?"
"What do canes and blue pills have in common? They're both ready for use when a man is limp."
"How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone? I dunno, ask the Kids."
"A philosopher says to the linguist... ""What if, instead of periods, woman had apostrophes?"" The linguist replied, ""They'd be more possessive and have more frequent contractions."""
"Whats blue and doesn't weigh much? Light Blue."
"""Relax. It's not a competition."" ""Right. That's what I say."" ""But I said it first."""
"What's the difference between snow men and snow women? Snow balls"
"Alcohol & Fanta If I Drink Alcohol , I m Alcoholic... If I Drink Fanta, M I Fantastic...?"
"Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they."