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Joke of the Day
"""Relax. It's not a competition."" ""Right. That's what I say."" ""But I said it first."""
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"I've only just realised that Saturday contains the word 'turd'. How marvelous."
"Gay dudes need to clarify when saying they went through a box of tissues watching a movie."
"Boss hangs a poster in office I am the boss, dont forget' He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk, ur wife called, she wants her poster back home..!!'"
"What is ISIS's favorite mathematical operation? Square Root. Anything it is applied to becomes radicalized."
"Two sheep are in a field... One says ""Baaaaaaah"" The other one says, ""Fuck, I was gonna say that!"""
"I think my penis is sick!!! I was playing with him this morning and he threw-up in my hand."
"Why does Snape teach options and not herbology? His lily died"
"What is Pinocchio's favourite kind of sex? No strings attached."
"Why are white girls so odd? Because they can't even."