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Joke of the Day
"""Relax. It's not a competition."" ""Right. That's what I say."" ""But I said it first."""
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"So my friends played a practical joke on me They gave me a candy bar & told me it was chocolate, but it was actually carob. Fucking carob terrorists!"
"A Nazi walks into a BAR... Browning automatic rifle"
"How do you make a patty melt? Give Marcie a strap-on."
"A man walks into a bar and the bartender says: I think you've had enough already."
"The Mona Lisa was arrested for loitering today But it wasn't her fault, she was framed."
"Ever look out the window of a plane and see a huge target on the roof of a Target? Haven't these people ever watched the History Channel?"
"Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !"
"You know times are tough when you are totally jealous of your friends shopping spree... at the dollar store!"
"Came out to my parents at Christmas. Later that day my nephew asked to play hide and go seek. Now I'm back in the closet."