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Joke of the Day
"Whats blue and doesn't weigh much? Light Blue."
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"I would have been a stripper... ...but I just couldn't pull it off. Follow the format; go!"
"Why did the guitar teacher go to jail? He fingered a minor"
"I like my coffee how I like my women... So hot that it hurts when it touches my crotch."
"On the one hand I feel bad that Jeniffer Lawrence privacy was invaded, but on the other hand ...well that hand is busy."
"What the person on the street corner approaching me w a pamphlet doesn't understand is I want the world to end"
"That awkward moment when you see someone that you've been texting all day and you have nothing to say because you already know everything."
"You might think an Indian baker is having problem with his bread But to him it's a naan-issue."
"Really struggling on what to get my lady for Christmas this year. I mean, I'd hate to get her the same thing as her Husband does. That would be embarrassing"
"So I was trying to grab a grape with my fork... But it slipped. It seems as though my efforts were... Fruitless."