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Joke of the Day
"How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone? I dunno, ask the Kids."
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"A policeman walks into a bar. The bar is now being charged for assaulting a police officer."
"How does the Japanese mafia keep their drinks cold they put it in a a Ya Koozie"
"So a proctologist is examining a patient. He pulls an anal thermometer out of his coat to make some notes. Looks at it and says ""Damnit some asshole has my pen!"""
"Why did the chicken not cross the road? to not get to the other side."
"I am certain my life would improve 91% if I had a British accent."
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You may think R, but a pirates first love will always be the C."
"No matter how kind you are... No matter how kind you are, German kids are kinder."
"My wife asked me where I'd like to be buried... Apparently ""Balls deep in your sister"" was not the answer she was expecting."
"There should be an option on travel websites that let's you search for ""flights that are least likely to have noisy children""."