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Joke of the Day
"What do canes and blue pills have in common? They're both ready for use when a man is limp."
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"You know what's sad? 3 of my team members dying of drinking poison and the last dying of a fractured neck because he didn't drink the poison"
"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman."
"My brother & I've competed for title of family black sheep for yrs. He checked in at a strip-club...on FB. Well played brother, well played"
"I think someone just called me a ""beach""... But I can't be shore."
"How do reptilians melt steel beams? thermite."
"Before sending a tweet l always test it on my wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, l know it has potential."
"What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo"
"I stopped drinking and sleeping around Shit got too gonorreal"
"I avoid cheating on my spouse by not getting married."