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Joke of the Day

"Pendanticness test Look in the comment section for your results."

"I used to be brilliant at robotic dancing. I'm a bit rusty now though."

"My cock-eyed professor had a really bad day today. His pupils got way out of line. It made him so angry that he couldn't see straight."

"The trouble with political jokes is they get elected."

"How does Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. Edit: JK rolling."

"it's a status....not your diary..."

"I used to say that I wanted to make ridiculous amounts of money. I think I should have chosen my words more carefully :("

"What's the difference between a baby and a window You can't rape a window"

"According to Einstein, ""Everything is relative."" Sort of like the marriages in Alabama."

"I wouldn't mind getting arrested today because I'm having a great hair day and my mug shot would be fabulous."