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Joke of the Day

"White Anglo-Saxon Protestant's (WASP's) Why did God create W.A.S.P's? Someone has to pay full retail..."

"BREAKING: Apple reportedly prepping electric car. Battery life is expected to be about an hour, with a 2 foot charging cable."

"How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold my penisI mean my motherI mean the ladder."

"Nobody expects you to tweet brilliance. Just be yourself, with the occasional intent of bringing shame to your entire family."

"Stand Up Comedy! (You add to other people's jokes in the comments) One guy comments about a joke below, and everybody else will add on to the joke or just relate to it in a comical way. Have fun !"

"People don't make your heart skip a beat. Medical conditions do. Idiots."

"How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?? Dude,I already did my time."

"Donald Trump's campaign is basically that thing where you say the wrong answer in Pictionary then just keep saying it louder and louder"

"Why did everyone love the mushroom at the party? He was a fungi."

"You know you drank too much last night when you have to use google maps to locate yourself the next morning."