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Joke of the Day
"So I visited www.optrex.co.uk... That was a site for sore eyes."
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"When driving: *shakes fist at pedestrians* When walking: *shakes fist at motorists* When running: *shakes fist at the murderer chasing me*"
"This homeless man was shaking his cup at me with some change in it. Yeah i get it, you have more money than me. Quit it."
"I heard apple was going straight to the iPhone 7 I guess it won't be very 6s-ful"
"I make weak food puns They're never stroganoff."
"Two lips Why do women have two lips? So they can piss and moan at the same time. ......sorry ladies of Redditing <3"
"I met a girl with 12 nipples today... Sounds funny dozen tit."
"What's blue, and smells like red paint? Blue paint"
"What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane? A premature evacuation."
"What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes? It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!"