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Joke of the Day

"If we all end up going to jail for downloading music...... I at least hope they separate us by music genre."

"It was Beethoven's 245th birthday yesterday. Of course, that's only 35 in human years "

"Egyptian joke A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher."

"Someone turn off the internet I'm trying to sleep"

"Do you want to 68? You go down on me and I'll owe you one."

"Ken walks into a bar... ..bie doll."

"I almost had a threesome yesterday... i just needed two more people."

"DJ Khaleds Favorite Number is 11 Because it has another 1"

"If someone tells you they made something with ""love"" DO NOT EAT IT! Cause that is just way too nasty."

"*makes third wish* Lastly, I want to be irresistible to women. [Transformed into really nice handbag] Dammit."