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Joke of the Day

"First Monster: I'm so thirsty my tongue's hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!"

"What do you call a farmer in the army? E.I. G.I Joe."

"I also like my coffee like i like my slaves. Hand-picked from a third world country. ...I'll show myself out."

"Meteorologists have recently reconfigured the 5 categories of hurricane. Number 5 will blow you away."

"What do you call two pencils fighting? A grafight."

"What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!"

"What do black people and Batman have in common? Neither one of them get r/dadjokes"

"Which Nazi leader likes the Bulls the most? Joseph gobulls!"

"The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters So Trump can't tweet it"

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a... Never mind, they're already done, and they paid for it too."