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Joke of the Day
"Q: Name the country where the entire population is pissed. A: urination"
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"Did you know the government can drug test our water supply?! That's why I never piss near a toilet. Instead - I piss on your mom. Shes by the trash.... (not the toilet)"
"[Jogs to a halt in front of you minutes after a fire truck passes]That guy's (panting) never gonna sell any fire (panting) driving that fast"
"What's the difference between a kidney bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a kidney bean on my face."
"Why do astronomers put beef in their shampoo? for meatier showers."
"My angry wife controls everything. She even said I had to stop eating candy at work... ... so I had to fire her"
"I tried to sign up to a website yesterday. I put in the password 'beefstew' But it said the password wasn't stroganoff."
"What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice? Cat Farts..."
"Mexicans used to excel at cross-country... ... but Donald Trump could be the reason they get a gold in pole-vaulting"
"How does a mermaid give birth? By sea-section!"