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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't there any jokes about the Jonestown massacre? The punch line takes too long."
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"Teen smoking is down 35 percent from when I was a kid. Unfortunately, so is teen ""coolness."""
"The funniest joke in the world Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
"What do you call somebody after you give them a noogie? A knucklehead."
"I wonder if whiskey thinks about me too."
"The trick to free lunches is to tell your friend ""you get this one, I'll get the next 1"" and then never see them again and make new friends."
"What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand? A trillionaire."
"What do you call it when gay men break up? A banana split"
"Hear about that kidnapping? He woke up"
"$1,000 worth of products were stolen from a Games Workshop today Police are looking for a book and three pots of paint."