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"Did you hear the one about the two homosexual homeless men? Fucking bums"
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"What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs? PARSLEYMONIOUS"
"My credit card is like a fat persons scale It's maxed out"
"It's so hot today I went to see the ex just for the cold shoulder and icy stare."
"whats the deal with shemales? you don't call them she, and they're not male"
"What did they say about the pastry with the low IQ? He was Retarted"
"My German wife has just had a Brazilian. It was a Klose shave."
"What's the difference between testicles and a penis? Wow. I can't believe you don't know this. There is a Vas Deferens between the two."
"[Game of Thrones Spoiler ALL BOOKS Fan Theory] Benjen, Bran, Daario, Euron, Syrio, Jaqen, and Coldhands walk into a restaurant.. and say: ""Table for one, please."""
"Did you hear about the suicidal homeopath? He died from a massive underdose."