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Joke of the Day
"If you're scared of butter... use cream."
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"Who's the most racist super hero? White Power Ranger!"
"Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog? Cause he wanted to get along little doggie."
"Mom says to Dad: ""I've found a BDSM magazine under our son's bed. What are we supposed to do about it?"" Dad replies: ""I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."""
"Seduce Angela Merkel by fondling the hem of her cardigan while whispering ""Aren't you too pretty to be a Chancellor?"""
"I know the rule: if you're dreaming and you're about to pee, wake up! But last night I found myself about to pee on Emma Watson, and man, I just had to see where that one was going."
"Warning: Alcohol may make people appear more fcukable than they actually are."
"I've heard making the perfect salad can be pretty difficult... Not exactly **rocket** science though, is it?"
"My favorite drinking game is that one where you drink every time you have access to booze."
"What do you call a transformer in a canoe? A row bot"