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Joke of the Day
"Warning: Alcohol may make people appear more fcukable than they actually are."
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"She's so ugly, the fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
"Apparently organ donation has to be *your own* organ and this police officer has a lot of questions."
"Saint Peter in Heaven So, I was in the mood for some ""Saint Peter in the gates of Heaven"" jokes... Anyone have something?"
"Someone asked me if I'm ever scared that I'll be alone forever, which I thought was so rude because my dog was RIGHT THERE."
"What shoes to chickens wear? Reebok bok bok"
"NASA is planning to lasso an asteroid and bring it to the moon? I was unaware NASA had hired Wile E. Coyote to plan their missions."
"What's the difference... ...between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg"
"Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door? And what is the person inside to say? ""who is it?"""
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor? 8)"