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Joke of the Day
"Your beauty cannot be contained by the set of all real numbers. That's because it's imaginary."
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"*Speed Dating* Me: What'd you have for lunch? Her: Funny you should ask, I had this really great salad wit... Me: NEXT!!"
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws; and the other is a pause at the end of a clause."