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Joke of the Day

"What happened when the reporter fell into the water? She became an anchor..."

"What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets."

"I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said ""Work hard, Pray hard"".... I couldn't tell if there were Christians or Asians."

"What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe? Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)"

"Can you imagine being cryogenically frozen and waking up 100 years later? Your hairstyle would be so outdated, how embarrassing."

"How do you get a dog to lick itself clean like a cat? Cover it in peanut butter."

"S is my favorite letter because it changes biscuit to biscuits."

"BRUCE JENNER CHANGE OVER WHEN BRUCE JENNER FINISHES HIS CHANGE OVER IN BECOMING A WOMAN, OUT OF CURIOSITY (WINK WINK) I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW BIG HIS ASS IS GOING TO BE"

"A terrorist is training a group of newbies ""Alright class, listen closely as I can only show you how to do this ONCE"""

"What's the difference between American and Muslim teenage girls? It's illegal to fuck American girls when they're 12."