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Joke of the Day

"*reads online that you should befriend your coworkers with some water cooler talk* ME (to coworker): So, are you into water coolers?"

"Ronaldo shot so powerful It created a hurricane"

"Besides OP's mom, Which character would you like to have seen more of on the Andy Griffith show?"

"Somebody needs to tell Tim Burton about the other actors"

"On a scale of 1 to 100, how mature do you think you are? 69"

"Why did the Mexican... ... throw his wife off a cliff? Tequila! ... go to the home improvement store in December? Fajitas!"

"What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant? You have served your porpoise."

"They say only pedophiles won't get this joke..."

"i bet cough drops were invented before candy, because if they were invented after then they'd be called candy."

"John: ""My memory is bad..."" George: ""How bad is it?"" John: ""How bad is what?"""