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Joke of the Day

"Winning the Lottery by Jack Potts"

"I dont think I can be gay I just dont have it in me."

"I wish I was able to argue about something as strongly as women do about nothing."

"Life is a suicide mission."

"It's a good thing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wore masks, or people might have recognized the 4 giant turtles at their day jobs."

"Hi-Fi, Mid-Fi and Low-Fi Stereotypes"

"<-----Will never confess the actual number of house cats he's forced outdoors when the owner wasn't looking"

"I went tonthe zoo and all they had was one small dog and an empty gorilla enclosure... It was a shotzu."

"What is the difference between an oil painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting."

"I'm not saying I want a divorce, it's just that sometimes 50% custody sounds pretty appealing."