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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone with brown hair and a red beard? ""Chin""ger"

"What do you call an Arab with only 1 ball. Iqubal"

"*Pets a blob in the dark to see if its my cat* *I'm still not sure*"

"Lawyer: As My Lord knows,... Judge: Don't presume I know it, counsel. Lawyer: Beg pardon. *clears throat* As My Lord ought to know..."

"My priest told me that my inner kid in me is still young... I don't think the inner kid in him is as young as the kid he was in."

"Why did the police chief tell his officers to show up 15 minutes early to the political demonstration? To beat the crowds."

"Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing? Because it's non binary"

"How do you start a Mexican bedtime story? Juans upon a time."

"Indians and their Discount. I asked Rajesh what time is it? He replied, "" Its 3 O'clock my friend but for you I will make it 2.30."

"I've turned the wifi off. The 15yo's world has ended. I feel like one of the 4 Horseman of the Apocalypse. Conquest, War, Famine & Dad."