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Joke of the Day
"People drive like shit when I'm texting."
Next Joke
"The new pool lifeguard was talking to his boss about his experience so far ""There's an exceptional amount of friendly people here. It's been at least seven who has waved at me."""
"My marriage counselor told me that I suffer from premature ejaculation... I said...""I don't suffer."""
"What was Hitler's favorite drink? Orange jews."
"I finally figured out why your sister is not a ballet dancer... Because every time she does a split, she sticks to the floor."
"What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans? Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!"
"Doctor Doctor I've lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen?"
"why isn't there a sprite history month"
"Thank you for clarifying that you'd bite me with your teeth, my mind was running wild with all the possible things you could bite me with."
"""Do people really become like their pets?"" I wonder, absentmindedly raising a leg above my head and staring into space."