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Joke of the Day
"What was Hitler's favorite drink? Orange jews."
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"Honk if you hate noise pollution"
"Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning to read."
"""You make as much sense as taking a blind man to a silent movie!"""
"Newton's third law of Emotion. For every male action, there is a female overreaction."
"So I told my secretary.... to go buy me a fighting stick, but the best he could find was a walking stick. Honestly you can't get the staff."
"""I can hear my annoying neighbor crying to Adele's new song as she throws away her empty, clinking beer bottles."" - my neighbor"
"Why was the girl's bellybutton bruised? Because her boyfriend was blind."
"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Christopher Reeves in a house fire."
"How many pornstars does it take to screw a light bulb? Nobody knows, they keep cutting themselves. PS: original joke"