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Joke of the Day
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 left him a note saying ""You're next""."
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"This rude guy asked my wife if she shaves her asshole..... And she said ""No, my husband shaves himself""."
"Sometimes my girlfriend and i like to laugh about how competitive we are. But i laugh more."
"Q: What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake? A: It's not my fault."
"You know you've overplayed Mario Kart 64 when the next morning you Instinctively swerve to avoid a banana skin on the road."
"I imagine Jesus' first few attempts at walking on water to be little more than a frantic run and belly flop"
"Imagine my surprise when I found out ""restraining order"" did not mean she wanted me to tie her up."
"I'm always surprised when heavily tattooed couples have a baby and it comes out blank"
"A sandwich walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""You gotta leave. We don't serve food here."""
"Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."