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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing. she couldn't speak while gagging"
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"What do Mormonism and LSD have in common? Dyslexia"
"There should be a self-destruct button for when someone catches you taking a picture of yourself."
"If your middle initial is V, I bet you constantly get mistaken for a court case."
"What do you use when you go fishing for nudes on the internet? A boober!"
"Penn State We all know that older woman who go after younger guys are called cougars. Well older men who go after young boys are called Nittany Lions."
"What is the worst part about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because she was a cunt."
"Just seen a woman in town with lipgloss so sticky she had 16 flies attached to her mouth."
"My girlfriend told me I was a pedophile... I told her ""Wow, that's a big word for a sixth grader!"" *stolen from a teacher"