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Joke of the Day
"Why do ostriches have long necks? Because their heads are so far from their bodies!"
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"I'm what the kids call shitpost"
"I decided not to have any children. I kid you not."
"What sort of shoes to ninjas wear? Sneakers."
"Before Google, there was memory."
"how many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? it's a pretty obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it."
"What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen? They're both Marine layers"
"I asked my North Korean Friend how it was there... He said he couldn't complain"
"Why are british employees fat Because they get paid by the pound"
"Just gave all of my money to Charity, she gives a hell of a lap dance."