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Joke of the Day
"I asked my North Korean Friend how it was there... He said he couldn't complain"
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"What did one Casket say to the other Casket? ""Is that you Coffin?"""
"God is cruel God said that good lil wayne songs could be found in all corners of the Earth. Then he made the Earth round and laughed."
"Really wanted the day off, so I texted my boss... ""What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?"" I'm not coming in this morning. (I got some time off now)"
"Why is hockey the bloodiest sport? It has three periods."
"General Tso's Curse: You have every intention of trying something new, but you just can't order anything else."
"What do you call it when a psychic midget escape from prison? A small medium at large"
"What happens when 1 extrovert goes out to eat with 3 introverts? Literally fucking nothing. My God."
"What did the Latin guy say after he had sex? Veni. Veni. Veni."
"Apparently there's enough room in my mouth to put more than one foot."